Everyone walks into postings looking like doctors. I walk in looking like an anxious egg with a steth and a water bottle.
Why is every patient suddenly my viva? Why do the nurses scare me more than my professors? Why is the stethoscope always cold when I forget to warm it? Why do I blank out on the definition of jaundice every damn time?
Someone save me. Or better teach me how to not look like I’m about to faint when sir asks “case history cheppandi.”
