Me on Vacation:
Still packed that one heavy medical textbook…
“Just in case I feel like studying.”
Spoiler: I never did. 
Packing Checklist:
Clothes
Chargers
Sunscreen
Harrison’s, because guilt travels too.
The book’s vacation experience:
Took a flight
Sat on the beach
Got sand in the pages
Never got opened
Mental debate every night:
“Should I revise 1 chapter?”
Opens book
Closes it after reading the title
Guilt Level:
Only rises when you unzip your bag back at home and the book is still fresh like it enjoyed the vacation more than you.
