Me: “New me, clean diet, no junk food starting today!” 
Also me, 10 minutes later:
Maggi packet in the corner: “Hey… just 2 minutes of bad decisions won’t hurt.” 
Next Scene:
Me cooking Maggi at 1AM, convincing myself it’s practically a vegetable dish.
Because let’s be honest…
Gym can wait; Maggi cravings can’t! 