The Roommate Contract (unspoken):
They’ve seen you cry over anatomy
Heard your fake patient voice in the mirror
Know who your crush is
Have a folder full of your ugly sleeping pics
And now?
One fight over the last packet of Maggi…
and boom “Shall I send that voice note to your CR?”
Types of Blackmail Include:
“Make chai or I’ll show this to your batch group”
“Give me the notes or your secret nickname goes public”
“Let me copy or I’ll bring up that ward incident”
You can’t kill them they know too much.
You can’t love them fully they roast you too well.
And you definitely can’t live without them because who else will suffer with you?