You measure time in “semesters,” not months.
Sleep is optional. Coffee isn’t.
Your phone gallery? 20% memes, 80% lecture slides.
You diagnose yourself with rare diseases… daily.
Your idea of “fun” is practicing sutures on random objects.
You can’t watch medical dramas without yelling, “That’s NOT how CPR works!”
If this feels too real… congrats, you’ve been a med student WAY too long! 
