They told us: “You’ll study to save lives.”
Reality hits different:
What We Actually Learn:
25% Caffeine Management
25% Stress Tolerance
20% Actual Medicine
15% Last-Minute Jugaad (PDFs, Leaked Notes)
15% Questioning Life Choices
Optional Electives:
- Speed sleeping during lectures
- Advanced complaining techniques
- Group therapy with hostel friends
MBBS = Mastering Books & Breakdown Simultaneously 