Me opening the textbook:
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Chapter 1: Motivated
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Chapter 5: Overwhelmed
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Chapter 10: Brain has left the chat
Syllabus: Never-ending, multiplying every day
My Memory: Can barely recall breakfast, but somehow remembers random memes 
Medical Student Formula:
Syllabus 
Infinite
Brain Storage 512MB (occupied by stress & caffeine)
Practical knowledge? Building slowly.
Anxiety? Full marks.
Memory? Selective.
Welcome to med school: where your memory quits before the syllabus does!